Category: Oreo quotes

“Knowledge is great but wisdom is bett…

“Knowledge is great but wisdom is better. I know that Swiss cheese tastes great with ham but you’d be wise to melt it a little because it’ll taste even better!” ~ Oreo 🧀

“Never bring your girlfriend more than…

“Never bring your girlfriend more than one flower at a time. It looks more romantic and your neighbor is much more likely to notice if you take a bunch.” ~ Oreo ✂️🌹

“Wisdom is knowing what you don’t need…

“Wisdom is knowing what you don’t need anymore and letting it go. After you finish that last slice of pizza, you can throw away the box.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“Never feel bad for making decisions t…

“Never feel bad for making decisions that upset other people. Besides, it’s not your fault that Bill left his sandwich unattended.” ~ Oreo 🥪

“A meaningful life is not about being …

“A meaningful life is not about being rich and famous. It’s about the food you eat and those you share it with.” ~ Oreo 💚🍲

“Happiness depends upon ourselves, as well a…

“Happiness depends upon ourselves, as well as what we’ve got in the refrigerator.” ~ Oreo 🧀🥓🍳

“Never regret what you eat today, beca…

“Never regret what you eat today, because you may have none left tomorrow." 
~ Oreo 🍰🍩🍪 

“If someone accuses you of having too …

“If someone accuses you of having too much on your plate, tell them that’s what doggie bags were invented for. ” ~ Oreo 🍝

“Never look back. Unless you forgot yo…

“Never look back. Unless you forgot your sandwich.” ~ Oreo 🥪

“Entrepreneurs tend to bite of more th…

“Entrepreneurs tend to bite of more than we can chew, so it’s important to wear a suit that has pockets. That way you can save the rest as a snack for later.” ~ Oreo 🥨