Category: Oreo quotes

“Sweetness comes from within, so make …

“Sweetness comes from within, so make sure to eat dessert.” ~ Oreo 🧁

“Never apologize for being emotional. …

“Never apologize for being emotional. It’s OK to love pizza that much.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“If you find a sandwich in the fridge that h…

“If you find a sandwich in the fridge that has been named, be respectful and always greet it before you eat it.” ~ Oreo 🥪

“In business, always deliver more than…

“In business, always deliver more than is expected. Except if you’re a delivery boy because then you might get fired.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“Being quiet isn’t a sign of wea…

“Being quiet isn’t a sign of weakness. It just means you don’t like to talk with your mouth full.” 🍩

“Never bring your girlfriend more than…

“Never bring your girlfriend more than one flower at a time. It looks more romantic and your neighbor is much more likely to notice if you take a bunch.” ~ Oreo ✂️🌹

“Always respect the feelings of others…

“Always respect the feelings of others, especially when they feel like eating pizza.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“The only time you should replay your …

“The only time you should replay your past is to remember how good something tasted.” ~ Oreo 🍕🥙🍗

“As long as you’ve got spaghetti…

“As long as you’ve got spaghetti, there’s always something to be thankful for.” ~ Oreo 🍝

“People don’t need to know every…

“People don’t need to know everything about you. They just need to know the important stuff, like how much you love pizza.” ~ Oreo 🍕