Category: Oreo quotes

“Always bring snacks to a business m…

“Always bring snacks to a business meeting because when asked what you bring to the table, seeing is believing.” ~ Oreo 🥨

“My favorite cake is spaghetti flavore…

“My favorite cake is spaghetti flavored. It’s called ‘lasagna’.” ~ Oreo 🍝

“Just as the heart wants what it wants…

“Just as the heart wants what it wants, so does the stomach.” 🍕 ~ Oreo

Regular

“Never sit around waiting for things, unless you’ve ordered a pizza.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“Why spend time putting things into wo…

“Why spend time putting things into words when you can put things into a sandwich instead?” ~ Oreo 🥪

“People are often generous when shar…

“People are often generous when sharing bits of nonsense. Instead, try to be generous when sharing bites of your sandwich. It’s much more effective.” ~ Oreo 🥪

“Happiness can sometimes come in waves…

“Happiness can sometimes come in waves; in microwaves. It can also come in ovens, fridges and pantries.” ~ Oreo 🍕🍗🍪

“Never let anyone tell you that dreami…

“Never let anyone tell you that dreaming is a waste of time. Especially if you’re dreaming of spaghetti.” ~ Oreo 🍝

Regular

“The purrfect number for a dinner party is two. Yourself and the very best cook you can find.” ~ Oreo 🍲

“A positive attitude can really make d…

“A positive attitude can really make dreams come true. So can lasagna.” ~ Oreo 🍽️