Category: catlogic

“Spilled milk is really nothing to wor…

“Spilled milk is really nothing to worry about. Now spilled juice, that stuff is sticky.” ~ Oreo 🥛

“Always take the time to stop and smel…

“Always take the time to stop and smell the french fries.” ~ Oreo 🍟

“I want to insipre people. I want some…

“I want to insipre people. I want someone to look at me and say ‘Because of you, I ate the whole plate of spaghetti.’” ~ Oreo 🍝

“Sweetness comes from within, so make …

“Sweetness comes from within, so make sure to eat dessert.” ~ Oreo 🧁

“Never apologize for being emotional. …

“Never apologize for being emotional. It’s OK to love pizza that much.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“If you find a sandwich in the fridge that h…

“If you find a sandwich in the fridge that has been named, be respectful and always greet it before you eat it.” ~ Oreo 🥪

“In business, always deliver more than…

“In business, always deliver more than is expected. Except if you’re a delivery boy because then you might get fired.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“Being quiet isn’t a sign of wea…

“Being quiet isn’t a sign of weakness. It just means you don’t like to talk with your mouth full.” 🍩

“Never bring your girlfriend more than…

“Never bring your girlfriend more than one flower at a time. It looks more romantic and your neighbor is much more likely to notice if you take a bunch.” ~ Oreo ✂️🌹

“Always respect the feelings of others…

“Always respect the feelings of others, especially when they feel like eating pizza.” ~ Oreo 🍕