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“Each new day is an opportunity to eat…

“Each new day is an opportunity to eat something delicious.” ~ Oreo 🥓🍳🥐

The making of a blep

The making of a blep

Happy National Road Trip Day!

Happy National Road Trip Day!

Poker Face  🃏

Poker Face 

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“When you eat out at a restaurant, alw…

“When you eat out at a restaurant, always be sure to smile at the server. They’ll bring you extra gravy.” ~ Oreo 🍗

“A good colleague will let you know th…

“A good colleague will let you know there’s free bagels. A great colleague will bring you one.” ~ Oreo 🥯

“Never give up on a dream because of t…

“Never give up on a dream because of the time it takes to accomplish it. Trust me, the full 25 minutes you’ll put into baking that pizza is totally worth it.” ~ Oreo 🍕

“Never say ‘I can’t’…

“Never say ‘I can’t’. Always say ‘I’ll try’. I’ll try to finish this plate of spaghetti. See? Sounds better already!” ~ Oreo 🍝

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We need to put a patent on lazer lunches 🔴

“Simply knowing something isn’t …

“Simply knowing something isn’t enough. You’ve got to apply your knowledge. So if you know that donut is delicious, go ahead and eat it.” ~ Oreo 🍩